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Thursday, January 19, 2006

Gangsta! (Monkey News for 1.19.06)



Its the same old story. A young monkey is out on the streets, he starts running with a bad crowd, they introduce him to sniffing glue, he starts 'banging.

I've seen it a million times.

from the Mirror UK:

11 January 2006
GLUE SNIFF MONKEYS

A CITY police force is struggling to contain a marauding band of terrifying, glue-sniffing "gangster monkeys".
Wild macaques have been stealing bags of glue from addicts, getting high and launching attacks in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
The crazed beasts have been biting people and stealing laundry.
Deputy governor of the city's Daun Penh district Pich Socheata, said: "We have to remove the nasty creatures from the city. They grab glue bags from street kids, climb up into the trees and sniff it up."
Officials have so far "detained" 15 macaques.



gangster monkeys. where is Lancelot Link when we need him?

Just so you know, the Mirror didn't come up with that label on their own. That was the name given by the Cambodian Municipal Official who first spoke to the press about the problems of what he called "gangster monkeys."

Man. Am i the only one who wants to see a remake of "The Warriors" starring an all monkey cast?

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