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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Juvenile Humor of the Day

The DC Comics' Showcase editions are fantastic. I can't get enough. Best of all, they provide for some unintended and inappropriate humor.

For example, take this splash page from the story, "The Creature That Couldn't Die!"


Wait, what did he say? Lets go a little closer.


BWAH-HA-HA! "Beaten them all off." Beat off. That will always be funny. If you're not laughing then you prolly missed your boat back to Russia.

Commie.

Not to mention, by "every weapon my power ring can devise" Hal really just meant two beams of green light. Cause that's all he shot at the darn thing before almost giving up.

Oh, and the creature that COULDN'T die? It died. Hal summoned up a gigantic test-tube, slipped it over the beast like a huge connie, and watched it shrink away to nothing.

So, in the future, if you think a problem is unsolvable, at least try two different approaches before giving up and flying home to have a weird conversation about marriage with your bitch of a boss, Carol Ferris.

Seriously. What is up with her? She is an asshole.

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