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Friday, February 10, 2006


The Winter Olympics start tonight! Live from Torino which, if I'm to understand this right, is a foreign country. Hmmm. Oh, well, its sport all the same. Not the one you completely ignore in the summer, this is the one you completely ignore in the winter!

And its not just hockey--no matter what Canadians and Kurt Russle's hairpiece from "Miracle" tell you. No. The winter Olympics feature all the best the world has to offer in Skiing, Snow Boarding, more skiing (but with jumps!), Figure Skating (made famous by TV's Dave Coulier), Speed Skating, Curling, That thing where they ski and then shoot a gun, Luge, Bobsledding, Baby Jumping...

Wait. Baby Jumping?

Ooooh. Sadly, Baby Jumping isn't a officially sanctioned by the Olympic committee. Bastards. They'll let Water Polo in but not this.

Well, screw it then. I'm not watching any Olympics that puts the life of a baby ahead of my enjoyment of reckless sport. I guess I'll turn over to Fox instead. They're playing the last 4 new episodes of the best show ever: "Arrested Development."

And besides, Fox runs shows where midgets have to pull a plane quicker than an elephant.

Now that is what I call Sport!


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