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Friday, March 10, 2006

Attention Suckers!

Like big guns?
Enjoy comics with no plot?
Like to see ridiculously big-breasted broads fighting each other with swords?
Love your heroes to have squinty eyes, hairy eyebrows and (possibly) no feet or knees?!?

Then you NEED to join the Rob Liefeld Fan Club.With your membership fee you'll get:

• A terrible poster!
• News on which Marvel characters Rob won't be able to draw in upcoming projects!
• A lack of respect!
• Exclusive offers, convention schedules, and the knowledge of knowing you helped by Rob a Porche!



You know, this wouldn't be a half bad deal if we could be assured the money was going to something good.

Like, say, art classes for Liefeld.

What they shoulda done is had each "fan" send in a picture of their feet in addition to the entry fee. That way Rob could see what they look like and, god willing, someday learn how to draw one.

2 Comments:

Blogger Spencer Carnage said...

Hahahahahaha!!! Oh man, that is too funny.

1:45 PM

 
Blogger Brian W said...

And if you're lucky he'll snatch your sketchbook for all eternity like he pulled on Zach -- poor kid.

2:10 PM

 

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